You Know You're A Stoner When...

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April 2012

6 posts

A nice mix to cruise to. → 8tracks.com
Apr 26, 20121 note
“…you try to get the person to your left to go off track so he doesn’t notice you taking that third puff before the pass.” —
Apr 25, 20121 note
“…running an errand, accomplishing a task, or commuting becomes an adventure.” —
Apr 25, 20121 note
“…you spend 20 minutes trying to figure out where you parked your car.” —
Apr 25, 2012
“…You got way too excited when you heard 4/20 was on a Friday.” —
Apr 8, 2012
Lovers' Carvings Bibio
Apr 8, 2012

March 2012

4 posts

“…You have more kief than weed in your grinder.” —
Mar 29, 2012
“…You can walk outside in any weather and say “This is perfect!”.” —
Mar 20, 2012
“…You can’t remember the number of times you’ve smoked. Today.” —
Mar 20, 20122 notes
“…Your parents think you’re a huge fan of burning incense in your room.” —
Mar 19, 20121 note

February 2012

4 posts

“…You get pissed off at your pets for something when you’re sober, and laugh at that same thing when you’re stoned.” —
Feb 3, 2012
Pop Culture Madeon
Feb 3, 20121 note
“…You seriously consider naming your future daughter Mary-Jane.” —
Feb 3, 20122 notes
“…You walk in a blizzard to a deli and buy 4 bags of chips and buy 11 sandwiches… when there’s only 4 people with you.” —
Feb 3, 2012

July 2011

5 posts

Play
Jul 30, 2011
“…You walk into your house, and your pet is staring at you, and all you can think is, “They know..”.” —
Jul 30, 2011
“…You can give a goofy smile to your other stoner friends, and they’ll know immediately what’s up.” —
Jul 30, 20111 note
Jul 30, 20112 notes
“…You have so much weed that you have to smoke just to “get rid of some”.” —
Jul 4, 2011

June 2011

10 posts

“…You’re rolling a joint on a letter announcing you as a New Hampshire scholar.” —
Jun 24, 2011
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